Ever since I got back from my last camping trip, my mind’s been wandering north — way north. I’ve been thinking about Alaska. Not just getting there, but driving there from Baltimore… and then, of course, driving all the way back.
That’s roughly 8,000 miles of open road, gas receipts, and snacks of questionable nutritional value.
Now, I used to be an over-the-road truck driver, so long-distance driving doesn’t scare me one bit. But Mrs. Weeble? She’s a “go slow, stop and shop” kind of traveler. If there’s a gift shop, a farmer’s market, or a rack of postcards, we’re stopping. And probably buying something we’ll have to make room for later.
Before any of that happens, though, I’ll have to get Mrs. Weeble fully on board with the idea — and that may take some careful persuasion, a few strategically timed compliments, and possibly the promise of unlimited souvenir stops.
I’ll be honest — this trip won’t be happening anytime soon. It’s several years down the road, but something this epic takes serious planning. You don’t just wake up one morning and say, “Let’s drive to Alaska.” (Well, you could — but you’d probably forget your coffee mug, your camera, and half your socks.)
So, to keep things from turning into a cross-country endurance run, I came up with a few Weeble Travel Rules — my own, thank you very much:
- No more than 6.5 hours of driving per day. I’m not hauling freight anymore.
- If the drive tops 400 miles, we take a rest day. Humans (and RVs) need recovery time.
- If it’s interesting, we stay longer. After all, the whole point is to enjoy the journey.
I didn’t get these from any particular blogger — they just make sense after years behind the wheel. But I did get one great idea from a favorite YouTube channel, Van Trekking Lifestyle. They were planning a trip out west and used ChatGPT to help map their route. I thought, “Well, if it can help them find great stops and scenic detours, maybe it can help us too.”
So yes, maybe I’m putting the cart ahead of the camper — dreaming about routes and stops before I even own the RV. But that’s part of the fun. The dreaming and the planning are half the adventure.
And I’ll plead guilty — I don’t mind stopping and shopping either. I just have to remember that I’ll be living in an RV… which means if I buy something new, something else might have to go. Space is limited — and I’m pretty sure Mrs. Weeble’s shoe collection already called dibs on the storage bays.
To be continued…